Electronic Non-Translator
When your translator uses too much poetic license...
The Technion Institute in Israel perfected an electronic translator – a machine
that could with blinding speed render the text of any one of twenty-two
languages into any one of the others. and this answer, in Russian, popped up:
The marvelous machine was returned to the laboratory for improvement when this
sentence from the New Testament was fed into it:
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.