Dallas ATC:
“Tower to Saudi Air 911. You are cleared to land Eastbound on runway 9R.”
Saudi Air: “Thank you, Dallas ATC. Acknowledge
cleared to land on Infidel’s runway 9R. Allah Be Praised!”
Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711. You are
cleared to land Westbound on runway 9R.”
Iran Air: “Thank you, Dallas ATC.
Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel’s runway 9R. Allah Is Great!”
Pause: Static ...............
Saudi Air: “DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!”
Dallas ATC: “Go ahead, Saudi Air 911.”
Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR
AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!”
Dallas ATC: “Well bless your hearts. Y’all
be careful now and tell Allah “hey” for us, ya hear?”
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