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A politician… One that would circumvent God.

He is well paid that is well satisfied.

If all the year were playing holidays… To sport would be as tedious as to work.

If it be a sin to covet honor, I am the most offending soul.

Let me have no lying; it becomes none but tradesmen.

My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go.

Neither a borrower, nor a lender be; For oft loses both itself and friend.

One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.

“Out, damned spot! out, I say!” - Macbeth Act V, Scene I

Remuneration! O! That’s the Latin word for three farthings.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

Talkers are not good doers.

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars… But in ourselves.

The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.

The saying is true, the empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

Though this be madness, yet there is method in it.

Time is come ‘round, and where I did begin, there shall I end.

What’s in a name? That which we call a rose… By any other name would smell as sweet.

When fortune means to men most good, she looks upon them with a threatening eye.

When my love swears that she is made of truth… I do believe her, though I know she lies.

Words pay no debts.

You taught me language; and my profit on’t is, I know how to curse.



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