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“Honey did you make it to the store to buy the beer for our 4th of July cook out?”
“You might think having 1 of every beer in a huge fridge out on the street all
opened up is a bad idea... but when the Cubs come along, I'm the king in town!”
“599 bottles o' beer on the wall, 599 bottles o' beer... how far is it to Mtigwaki?”
“Bob, formerly labeled 'science geek', was suddenly granted a lifetime membership in Phi Beta Kappa.”
“Great explorer Dwayne Cartwright has discovered the Garden of Eden... on a beach in the Caribbean!”
“What??? No 'Moosepiss Dark Ale'??? This place sucks”
“Yes dear, I'm all packed for the vacation!
Just counting to be sure I haven't forgotten anything.”
“Mmmmm, beer! But Mo, where's the Duff?”
“After his tragic climbing accident, Charles finally reached the Pearly Gates.”
“So you don't have any Brown Ale then?”
“Beauty is in the eye of the 'beerholder'.”
“Of all places to be stuck without a bottle opener...”
Genie: “OK son, what's your second wish?”
Dude: “No - I'm good. Thanks, that about covers it.”
“What do you mean I have a drinking problem?”
“Hey! Were you born in a barn? Shut the door! All the beers gonna get warm!”
“Darn, we're out of milk again.”
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