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I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Numbers have neither substance, nor meaning, nor qualities. They are nothing but marks. - Hermann Weyl

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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