Google Marathon Maps

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How to add a century onto your travel plans

Google’s new “Map Marathon” directions



1. Go to www.google.com
2. Click on “Maps”
3. Click on “Get directions”
4. Type “New York” in the first box (the “from” box)
5. Type “London” in the second box (the “to” box) & select  “Get directions”


 

6. Scroll down to direction #21

Google Marathon Maps

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There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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19-May-2019