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Light Beer House
Some renters drink “light”ly
How many light beers make a full house?


A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta.
The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or
complained, and was never late on a payment.


These pictures don’t even come close to what it really looked like.


Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had
caved in the tunnels that the renter had made
to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.


All this, yet, you still don’t see any dust or
scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.


Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was
basically a very clean, organized person.


He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that
he drank a “Light” beer...


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