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Chair Ruler
How a math teacher finds the right angle
Did you hear about the Constipated Mathematician?
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Captions from our readers... “... unfortunately, due to budgetary constraints...” “Uhhhh, no, we didn't blow our budget on the cheerleading squad... why d'ya ask?” Kirk Lowry “He obviously doesn't like his students to sit around.” “How to visualize that you'd better not sit on it when you have a problem.” Idske Mulder “Is that in inches or centimeters?” “If only Johnny would return return my ruler...” Phil Forde “Teacher compromises school board with endowed chair.” Ron Miller “Problem Solving 101, Sammy - let's pretend I don't have a ruler either.” Rhiannyn Grahame “Chairman of the Mathematics Department, Professor Minus, demonstrates the formula used to find the angle of the dangle, which he shows, is equal to the heat of the seat.” Mark Prairie “Of course you'll have to use your own chair on the test.” Marlene K. Goodman “Trying to find the slope of the chair?” Girish Gangadharan “Have you ever wondered what happened to McGyver?” David Watts “Now students, obviously you cannot use seat-of-the-pants techniques for complex mathematics like this, and I strongly encourage you to rely on the Chair of the Department for valuable insights.” Tom Clyne Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
     
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