Redneck Sauna

If the van’s rockin’ don’t come knockin’

How Bubba per-sauna-fies his lifestyle



Redneck Sauna

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What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


see also   Redneck  Section

 

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Racing a 'Hot Rod'

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26-Jun-2019