All Dogs Go To Heaven

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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16-Aug-2018