All Dogs Go To Heaven

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on



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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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