All Dogs Go To Heaven

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All dogs go to heaven

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

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