All Dogs Go To Heaven

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa


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20-Oct-2018