All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on



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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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26-Apr-2019