All Dogs Go To Heaven

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on



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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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24-Sep-2017