All Dogs Go To Heaven Sign Debate

Church sign debate - where the South rocks on



All dogs go to heaven

















QuotaBills
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


see also   Dog,  Heaven,  Religious  &  Sign  Sections
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Truth Decay

 

African Meal on Wheels

Hair Notes

Ant Attack

Spotted Spotters

Different Drugs

Demo House For Sale

Redneck Holiday

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Best Fairy Tale

Labor Ready Mall

Tetris Construction

Spider Girl

Kwik-Mart Math

If IKEA Ran GM

Winterized Motorcycle

Hooters Face Mask

Steep Steps

Fresh Air Mask

Road Pirate

Polar Bear Party

Floating Gazebo

What's That?

Looka But Don't Touch

USB Vacuum Cleaner

Ventilated Bridge
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

12-Dec-2018