Fireman Mouth

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Fireman Mouth

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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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13-Dec-2017