Gator Baiter

“See you later, gator!”

Gator Baiter

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

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