After a rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young
mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen
window. The older of the two, five year old Little Johnny, grabbed his sibling
by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole.
As the younger boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to
the yard in a panic.
“Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?” she asked as she shook
Little Johnny in anger.
“We were just playing “Church“ mommy,” he said.
“I was just baptizing him... in the name of the Father, the Son and ... in the
hole-he-goes.”
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