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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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21-Jun-2018