Subway Swing

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Subway Swing

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational? - Unknown

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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