Swine Flu Symptoms

After-effects of swine flu



Swine Flu Symptoms

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Every disease is a physician. - Irish Proverb

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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25-Apr-2018