Swine Flu Symptoms

After-effects of swine flu



Swine Flu Symptoms

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield


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19-Jan-2018