Swine Flu Symptoms

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Swine Flu Symptoms

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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. - Anton Chekhov

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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17-Nov-2018