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Bubba’s first day in Chemistry class



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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Either you run the day, or the day runs you. - Jim Rohn

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W Somerset Maugham

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. - Lowell Thomas

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

A stranger loses half his charm the day he is no longer a stranger. - Genevieve Antoine Dariaux

Laughing 100 times a day is the equivalent to 10 minutes of strenuous rowing. - William Fry

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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15-Dec-2017