Nitrate

Bubba’s first day in Chemistry class



Nitrate

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When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after. - Oscar Wilde

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow. - Doug Firebaugh

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right. - Ray Charles

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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20-Aug-2017