Nitrate

Bubba’s first day in Chemistry class



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The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

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This is a wonderful day. I've never seen this one before. - Maya Angelou

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Tell 'em we're all decreased - we went last night in a suicide pact. - Archie Bunker

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. - Herb Caen

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

Failure is not a single cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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23-Jun-2018