Nitrate

Bubba’s first day in Chemistry class



Nitrate

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We are new every day. - Irene Claremont Castillego

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

As Doris Day used to sing "Que Seroo Seroo." - Archie Bunker

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

One day I woke up and I was the oldest person in every room. - Bill Clinton

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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