Bubba’s first day in Chemistry class


We are new every day. - Irene Claremont Castillego

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You are what you think about all day long. - Dr. Robert Schuller

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Maybe one day we will be glad to remember even these hardships. - Virgil

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow. - Doug Firebaugh

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Martin Luther King Jr.

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day. - Abraham Lincoln

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. - Gertrude Stein

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

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