Nitrate

Bubba’s first day in Chemistry class



Nitrate

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Nothing is worth more than this day. - Goethe

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

A terrible thing happened to me last night again - nothing. - Phyllis Diller

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Tell 'em we're all decreased - we went last night in a suicide pact. - Archie Bunker

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem


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