Attentive Student

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Attentive Student Sleeping In Class

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There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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20-Aug-2017