Attentive Student

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Attentive Student Sleeping In Class

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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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