Attentive Student

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Attentive Student Sleeping In Class

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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23-Jan-2018