Attentive Student

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Attentive Student Sleeping In Class

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Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore


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