Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture



Attentive Student Sleeping In Class

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A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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