Banana Sculpture

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Banana Sculpture

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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18-Oct-2018