Banana Sculpture

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Banana Sculpture

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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21-Oct-2019