Drink Refill

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Drink Refill

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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19-Jul-2018