A new supermarket opened in Amarillo, Texas. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut Hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks, brats and franks. In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies. But I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore... see also   Bad Gas,  Food  &  Shopping   Sections Bird Melons Bread Slice Drink Refill Eat Your Vegetables How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man I Love Pet Food Leg Art Lettuce Face Louisiana Turtle Dogs Make Loaf Not War Pair Produce Straight From The Cow Tongue Twister Double Rainbow Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor

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