Little Johnny goes to his Dad and asks, “What is Politics?”
His Dad says, “Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the
head of the family, so call me ’The Prime Minister’ ”.
Your Mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her ‘The Government’.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you ‘The People’.
We’ll consider Nanny as ‘The Working Class’.
And your baby brother - we’ll call him ‘The Future’.
Now think about that, and see if it makes sense.”
So Little Johnny goes off to bed, thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper, so Little Johnny goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny’s room. Finding the door locked,
he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, Little Johnny says to his father,
“Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”
The father says, “Good, son. Now tell me in your own words what you think politics
is all about.”
Little Johnny replies, “The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while
The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored, and The Future is in deep shit.”
Whatever your political persuasion, does this familiar to you?
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