Train Hits Deer

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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13-Dec-2018