One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for Church, to which he replied, “I’m not going.” “Why not?” she asked. “I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “(1), They don’t like me, and (2), I don’t like them.” His mother replied, “I’ll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to Church:  (1) You’re 49 years old, and (2) you’re the Pastor!” see also   Religious   Section All Dogs Go To Heaven Atheist Holiday Bible Reference - Emergency Contact Numbers Bible Sudoku Center Of The Bible Christian Sudoku God is Impartial God’s Little Instructions Psalm 23 Psalm 129 Psalm 404 Pulpit Talk Youth Pastor’s Last Speech Double Rainbow Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor

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