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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. - Charlotte Bronte

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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