Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

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Alt-Ctrl-Del Room Pillows

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Fatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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