Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

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Alt-Ctrl-Del Room Pillows

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A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. - Charlotte Bronte

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Delete the adjectives and you'll have the facts. - Harper Lee

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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22-Feb-2018