Crocodile Floor

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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22-Aug-2017