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A friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn.

He helped the elderly driver out of the car, and sat him on a lawn chair. “My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”

“Yes,” he replied, “I am old enough that I don’t need a license. The last time I went to my Doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driving license. I told him yes, and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them into a wastebasket.”
“You won’t be needing this anymore,” he said.

“So I thanked him and left.”


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25-May-2019