I Can Still Kiss You

The mask of true friendship

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog



Kids stare contest with the dog

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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21-Feb-2018