I Can Still Kiss You

The mask of true friendship

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog



Kids stare contest with the dog

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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Kissing Booth
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23-Aug-2017