I Can Still Kiss You

The mask of true friendship

Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog



Kids stare contest with the dog

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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Professor Kisses
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13-Dec-2017