Montana Mountain Bike

Deerlusion for mountain cyclists



Montana Deer Mountain Bike

QuotaBills
A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


see also   Cycling  Section

 

Grown Up Yet?

Chest Walk

Car Axident

Energy Saver

Karate Knife

God Darts

How To Improve New Orleans

Alberta Hood Ornament

Florida Golf Hazard

'Cover Girl' Magazine

Baby Clone

Smooth Leaning Shoes

One Glass Per Day

Paradise Found

Rastaurant

Billionaire Thoughts

Waiting Is Good

Low Expectation Autographs

Hide and Seek

1st Baby Photo
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

19-Jul-2018