Stealth Photographer

A photographer’s pregnant goose blind

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies



Stealth Bird Photographer

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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