Animal Rings

Tree surgeon at work

Aging peeled back one layer at a time

Close inspection of tree rings reveals animal traits



Animal Rings in Tree Rings

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We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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