Animal Rings

Tree surgeon at work

Aging peeled back one layer at a time

Close inspection of tree rings reveals animal traits



Animal Rings in Tree Rings

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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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19-Nov-2017