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Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. - Unknown

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

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