Diet Swing

Bubba lowers the bar

When you know it’s time to go on a diet



Diet Swing

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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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22-Jun-2018