Car Paint

Stress-full inside view of a newly-painted car

It ain’t paint that’s bothering this car driver



Car Paint whitewash job on the car

Finding a cheap way to paint the inside of your car
Secure your paint cans with friction top lids

QuotaBills
The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


Car Seat Painting
Car Whitewash
Revenge of the Birds

 

Dead Sea Sudoku

Smores Level Expert

Female Therapist

Lord Of The Fries

Bone Appetite

Australia is OK

Earthquake Ready Building

Alien Light Sighting

Cinder Block Repair

What's That?

Kids Drive-In

Watching The World Cup

Sudoku Sampler B

Jewish Assembly

Child Prodigy

Tomato Treat

Drain Slide Bubbles

Water Break

Next, The Moon

Gourmet Kale
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

19-Sep-2017