Cheaper Than Gas

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In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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23-Jan-2018