Cheaper Than Gas

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In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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24-Apr-2018