Cheaper Than Gas

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Wine Is Now Cheaper Than Gas

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King


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23-Oct-2018