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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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