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Piano lessons for pets: how “paw” plays a scale

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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20-Jan-2018