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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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