Number Eight Laziness

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

What you see, yet can not see over, is as good as infinite. - Thomas Carlyle

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller