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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash



 

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