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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou



 

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26-Apr-2018