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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

What is drama after all, but life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Do your little bit of good where you are; it is those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. - Desmond Tutu

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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17-Jun-2018