Bacon Bits

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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25-Feb-2018