Big Tame Hunter

Starting hunting lessons at an early age



Big Kid Game Hunter

Jethro bagged his first trophy deer when he was a child

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Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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