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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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