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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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