Diaper Autograph

That’s a nice autograph... for me to poop on



Baseball autograph on baby diaper

Baseball players sign autographs in the funniest places

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Diaper backward spells repaid. - Marshall McLuhan

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men, men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations, shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper? - Frank Pittman

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. - Jeff Foxworthy


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26-Apr-2018