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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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