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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton


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23-Oct-2018