Girlfriend Math

What to do with twice your savings





Q: How do you make a small fortune?
A: Start with a large fortune.

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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17-Jul-2018