Girlfriend Math

What to do with twice your savings





Q: How do you make a small fortune?
A: Start with a large fortune.

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

A billion dollars is not what it used to be. - Bunker Hunt

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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15-Dec-2017