Houston, We Have A Problem

Giving an astronaut a pie in the face



Astronaut gets pie in the face inside his space helmet

“Houston, we have a problem” originally meant a
genuine report of a life-threatening fault.
Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Houston, we have a problem. - James Lovell

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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20-Aug-2019