Houston, We Have A Problem

Giving an astronaut a pie in the face



Astronaut gets pie in the face inside his space helmet

“Houston, we have a problem” originally meant a
genuine report of a life-threatening fault.
Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan


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26-May-2018