Houston, We Have A Problem

Giving an astronaut a pie in the face



Astronaut gets pie in the face inside his space helmet

“Houston, we have a problem” originally meant a
genuine report of a life-threatening fault.
Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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23-Oct-2018