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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain


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22-Feb-2019