Paper Wedding Dress

A wedding dress completely made out of divorce papers





Marriage with ready-made prenuptial agreements

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle


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23-Oct-2018