Stimulus Package

Septic tank truck promotes political promises



Septic tank delivers message of Obama Stimulous Package

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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22-Jul-2019